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May 04 2017

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humunanunga:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.

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shapechangersinwinter:

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 

Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

1 egg
1 cup sugar
2 cups flour
1 tsp vanilla
½ tsp salt
Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.

Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 

Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.

Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

May 03 2017

m86:

tired of obsessing over people that aren’t obsessing over me! who lives like this

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black-charm:

wayhaughtt:

Why the fuck did march take 6 months to pass but April took 1 week

Agreed

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last-picture-show:

Alain Resnais, Hiroshima mon Amour, 1959

April 29 2017

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Aslan,” said Lucy, “you’re bigger.”
“That is because you are older, little one” answered he.
“Not because you are?”
“I am not. But every year you grow, you will find me bigger.
— C.S. Lewis, Prince Caspian (via gift-enough)

pinkphilosopher:

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

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prahst:

cementforbones:

me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

i always love stories where a character shows up at another person’s house in a state of crisis, and the person is just like “i’ll make a pot of coffee, and then we’ll talk.”

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prahst:

lorde-daily:

Lorde by Jack Davison for The New York Times Magazine.

(the article)

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partynoxious:

who is she

when you feel the first cramp

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rabbiteclair:

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

softbisous:

melaninjaclan:

real love is so lit

can’t relate

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