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May 21 2018

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honestly-andrew:

honestly-andrew:

honestly-andrew:

Talk to your inner demons the way rich old white ladies talk to any retail employee.

“I know what I need thank you. Please stop talking to me it’s very annoying.”

“Literally who hired you?”

moon-darling:

“Meanwhile, your life and my life have kissed.”

Julia de Burgos, from Song of the Simple Truth: Poems; “Night of Love In Three Cantos,” 
(via violentwavesofemotion)

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flashey:

John Mulaney gets mistaken for the Flash actor, Grant Gustin, on Late Night with Seth Meyers
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we got so much done today!! I got wedding shoes and earrings (for a ridiculous deal), and we may have found suits for the guys! this is the most productive I’ve felt in a long time.

oxyconundrum:

““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)

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May 20 2018

thereluctantbeliever:

“You may fear that the Lord has passed you by, but it is not so: He who counts the stars, and calls them by their names, is in no danger of forgetting His own children. He knows your case as thoroughly as if you were the only creature He ever made, or the only saint He ever loved. Approach Him and be at peace.”

— Charles Spurgeon (via alistairradley)

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yayfeminism:

👍🏻

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May 19 2018

jedihighcouncil:

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

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floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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placestosayido:

Gascoigne Bluff in St. Simons Island, GA // Yellow Bird Visuals

silawrence:

“If you can’t picture yourself with them slow dancing in the kitchen at midnight eating ice cream or dancing in the kitchen with the windows open, big t-shirts on, and singing into a spatula while making pancakes on a Sunday morning then they’re not worth it. It’s all about who you see dancing in the kitchen.”

— (via find-yourfire)

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satanstrousers:

Thanks mom.

Reposted bybeinthe beinthe

May 18 2018

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